Holmes versus Moriarty! Aristotle versus Mashy-spike-plate!
Source: antichrist-chan
Tell me the truth. Would you eat this?
Source: psychodarkprincessvivi
All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! Do you know who I am?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that’s gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Cave Johnson, Portal 2 (via p121)
(via fuckyeahportal)
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